You have a shot handed to you.
You put the glass to your mouth.
You tip your head back.
And all hell breaks lose as you close your eyes....
and take your shot.
Next thing you know, The Queen has sent her
Yes, her fucking BLOG LINK
to her kids teacher.
How the FUCK am I to blamed for that shit?!?!?
Now I have a fucking teacher to kill,
an email account to hack and delete,
and a flogging to look forward to.
All because I took a shot 4 seconds after they did.